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True Blood 2.09
INSTA-PICSPAM. NOT SAFE FOR WORK. NOT SAFE FOR YOUR VAGINA. HOLY MOTHER OF BEJAYSUS I FEEL LIKE A TWIMOM CONFRONTED WITH RPATTZ, EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO GET TRAINED IN ASKARS STAN DUTIES (btw I watched 2.05-2.08 tonight as well and finished just SECONDS before the upload for tonight's episode came up, so I FEEL LIKE I JUST ATE MY OWN HUMMINGBIRD HEART, EVERYTHING ABOUT TONIGHT IS SO AWESOME)

AND TY TO HYPEM'S "POPULAR" SECTION FOR BEING THERE FOR ME IN MY TIME OF ELECTRO-POP-RAP NEED, a proper soundtrack for the show in general:
M.I.A. feat. Blaqstarr - Way Down In The Hole
La Roux - I'm Not Your Toy (Data Remix)

IDEK dudes I am not even a huge Eric/Sookie person (now, yet, whatever), I JUST LOVE ERIC AND THEIR CHEMISTRY IS FIYAH!!! So I want it, this episode and the one before made me want it.

NO SERIOUSLY DURING THIS SCENE AND THEN AFTERWARDS I COULD NOT THINK STRAIGHT. I COULDN'T EVEN HEAR WHAT THEY WERE SAYING, I WAS LIKE MENTALLY MOUTHBREATHING SO HARD GOOD CHRIST. DIZZY. DIZZY. I HAD TO PAUSE AND RECOUP.

Oh also also also? Because they did this awesome dream sequence thing and it was like ~soft lighting and romantic~??? I FEEL LIKE THAT MEANS WHEN THEY REALLY HOOK UP IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE, CARNAL AND SHIT. TO BALANCE IT. AND BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN. OH MY STARS I CAN'T WAIT I CAN'T WAITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alksdjlaksdglakjsdlgkasldgkalskdglaskdgjlakj UNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF THANK YOU LORD OF SEXINESS.

ALSO THE REST OF THE EPISODE WAS RIDONK AWESOME AS WELL, PARTICULARLY THE STUFF ON THE ROOF. I CRIED, ROLL CALL WHO CRIED. YOU CRIED. I BET. OH AND I CRIED DURING THE JASON/SOOKIE SCENE BECAUSE THAT WAS AMAZING. RYAN KWANTEN + ALEX SKARSGARD FOR CO-MAYORS OF GENIUSACTINGLAND.

YOU GUYS YOU HAVE TO WATCH TRUE BLOOD, IT GETS SO EFFING LEGIT IN SEASON TWO, YOU WILL GO SO CRAZY FOR THESE CUPCAKES

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	vilain_garcon 2009-08-17 06:42 am UTC (link)
	IKR IKR IKR (Reply to this) (Thread)

	captaincatapult 2009-08-17 06:44 am UTC (link)
	I WANT THIS EVERY EPISODE HOW MUCH LONGER DO WE HAVE TO PUT UP WITH BILL COMPTON SEX. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

(no subject) - vilain_garcon, 2009-08-17 06:45 am UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - captaincatapult, 2009-08-17 06:48 am UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - vilain_garcon, 2009-08-17 06:52 am UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - captaincatapult, 2009-08-17 06:53 am UTC (Expand)

	jeez_kate 2009-08-17 06:54 am UTC (link)
	I KNOW, RIGHT!!? SKARSGARD IS GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD BECAUSE ALL THE LADIES ARE IN LOVE WITH HIM. THIS ENTIRE EPISODE WAS LIKE AJKD;DJAKFHSKHD!!!! OH, AND I CRIED. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	captaincatapult 2009-08-17 06:58 am UTC (link)
	alksdgl omg his life is like a large group of screaming ladies following him around. Or that is what I imagine. AND I WAS WATCHING CLIPS OF HIM AT COMIC CON AND HE IS SO NICE AND GENUINE AND SWEET IT HURTS. GOD THAT EPISODE WAS GOOD. SO WAS THE LAST ONE. JESSICA AND HOYT MAKE ME SO MELTY. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

(no subject) - jeez_kate, 2009-08-17 07:06 am UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - captaincatapult, 2009-08-17 07:09 am UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - jeez_kate, 2009-08-17 07:14 am UTC (Expand)

	stitchesofgold 2009-08-17 07:04 am UTC (link)
	JESUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (Reply to this)

	goldenmelisande 2009-08-17 07:06 am UTC (link)
	MAN THIS MAKES ME WISH I KEPT WATCHING AFTER LIKE THE SECOND EPISODE, HOLY SHIT (Reply to this) (Thread)

	captaincatapult 2009-08-17 07:10 am UTC (link)
	CATHERINE CATCH UP, IT IS ON THIS CRAZY ROLL RIGHT NOW, THINGS JUST EXPLODED!!! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

(no subject) - goldenmelisande, 2009-08-17 07:12 am UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - captaincatapult, 2009-08-17 07:14 am UTC (Expand)

	girlyevil 2009-08-17 07:06 am UTC (link)
	IAWTP (Reply to this)

	waldorfs 2009-08-17 07:07 am UTC (link)
	I agree with basically everything you said. I didn't find Eric attractive at all in the first season but I AM COMPLETELY IN LOVE NOW. And he was so smooth I couldn't even take it. ...yeah, I cried. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	captaincatapult 2009-08-17 07:14 am UTC (link)
	I think the haircut made a big difference! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

(no subject) - jood, 2009-08-18 12:10 am UTC (Expand)

	thelackoflight 2009-08-17 07:21 am UTC (link)
	Amazing picspam! Guuuh. I love how cheesy and UNF UNF HOT this scene is because when they have sex for real it's gonna be even hotter (Eric Northman/Skars exceeds all expectations, haha) and the pillow talk will be more snarky. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	captaincatapult 2009-08-17 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	I TOTALLY AGREE AND I CANNOT WAIT!! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	glassbomb 2009-08-17 07:27 am UTC (link)
	Sweet mary mother of jesus (Reply to this) (Thread)

	captaincatapult 2009-08-17 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	I keep thinking of you referring to Askars as a hotass, SO TRUE LAST NIGHT SHIT. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

(no subject) - glassbomb, 2009-08-17 08:07 pm UTC (Expand)

	fiercehearts 2009-08-17 07:32 am UTC (link)
	OOOH DAMN. THIS SCENE WAS SO HOT, IT'S INSANE. (Reply to this)

	bwaldorf0 2009-08-17 07:34 am UTC (link)
	I WANT IT I WANT IT! *thud* (Reply to this)

tilty 2009-08-17 07:49 am UTC (link)

I CRIED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL DURING THE SOOKIE/JASON SCENE AND THE ROOF SCENE OMFGGGGGGGGGGG. Oh Godric, how little we knew thee. I'm going to miss Eric being the lesser to someone on the show. I mean I'm all for badass Eric, but I liked seeing that vulnerable side of him. Also I'm all for Sookie/Eric action if it means LESS BOOB AND MORE MAN tyvm. RYAN KWANTEN + ALEX SKARSGARD FOR CO-MAYORS OF GENIUSACTINGLAND. THISSS GODDAMIT. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	captaincatapult 2009-08-17 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	I'm going to miss Eric being the lesser to someone on the show. Man, good point, I didn't think about that. That was a really fantastic dynamic they had going there, and I loved Eric's vulnerability as well. Still, I think there will be other ways for it to come out, especially now that this Sookie and him thing is starting. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sailtonorway 2009-08-17 08:18 am UTC (link)
	I was so worried how this would be carried out especially given that Anna and Stephen are engaged now, but oh man oh man they completely excelled my expectations and I WANT THIS NOW. I seriously gasped and had my hand over my mouth the whole time, even when I got a little spoiled at another LJ comm. THAT'S HOW AMAZING THIS IS. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	captaincatapult 2009-08-17 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	LOL OH GOD I didn't even think about that. Actually though I was watching Anna, Stephen, and Anna&Stephen interviews and they seem like really chill, cool people, so IDK if I would paint them as the type to want to control stuff like that. Or I hope not... BUT YEAH, JESUS, LIKE LET THIS BE THE STANDARD AND LET THEM REPEATEDLY EXCEED IT. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thatonekimgirl 2009-08-17 08:30 am UTC (link)
	DUUUUUUDE. UM, I DON'T THINK I COULD CONTROL MYSELF IF I EVER CAME INTO CONTACT WITH ASKARS, BECAUSE DAMMMMMMMMN. HE'S LIKE A GIANT WITH LONG, MUSCLEY ARMS AND GREAT BONE STRUCTURE AND OMG THAT BODY. DAMN. So, yeah, right there with you.) CAN WE HAVE MORE OF HIM NAKED NEXT WEEK? BECAUSE I'M SPOILED NOW AND DON'T THINK I CAN LET THIS AWESOMENESS DISAPPEAR. JUST FYI. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	captaincatapult 2009-08-17 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	YEAH SERIOUSLY DUDE I WOULD MAJORLY EMBARRASS MYSELF. I WOULD PROBABLY HIDE BEHIND A TREE TBH. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tigress35 2009-08-17 08:44 am UTC (link)
	That scene was Christmas in august, hot damn (Reply to this)

	mandylikewhoaaa 2009-08-17 09:22 am UTC (link)
	I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAUGHT UP SO FAST! But damn, Eric/Sookie is like TWENTY BILLION TIMES better than Bill. AND BAH, I totally did cry, Godric was so sweet! WITH HIM AND ERIC SPEAKING NORWEGIAN AGAIN, OH. Oh man. Last night I had a nightmare about Mary Ann and as stupid as it sounds it was actually legit terrifying. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: captaincatapult 2009-08-17 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	Yes when I catch up on stuff I tend to marathon! I like to capitalize on my enthusiasm and I think I feel more if I do it all at once. I AGREE WITH ALL OF YOUR COMMENTS! except jeeeez I am glad I have not had a Maryann nightmare, sry about that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

rockingmyfaith 2009-08-17 10:36 am UTC (link)

Oh shit, this is like the best thing that has happened to my flist in a week. Thank you for this glorious thing. And I still can't get over that they let Eric have bedSkars!hair. Also, I so didn't want to start shipping them hardcore, but all I can think about is Bill/Sookie=Duncan/Veronica, Eric/Sookie=Logan/Veronica. It's messing with my head. Speaking of staning Skars! Have you watched Generation Kill yet? Edited at 2009-08-17 10:36 am UTC (Reply to this) (Thread)

	captaincatapult 2009-08-17 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	Okay I read this before I went to work and I was thinking about your VM comparison THE WHOLE TIME. It's SO TRUE DUDE, that is so smart. And I rented GK today, I can't wait to start it now! It's been on my list like True Blood but I moved it up to #1 priority after going so nuts over ASkars, ha! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	akzseinga 2009-08-17 10:46 am UTC (link)
	ASKAR!!! I can't really think straight when I see him. IT IS LIKE THIS FOR A MONTHS NOW. (Reply to this)

	walabridget9 2009-08-17 10:56 am UTC (link)
	OMG So fucking amazing :D (Reply to this)

	twentyplanes 2009-08-17 11:37 am UTC (link)
	I WANT TO GO TO THERE. (Reply to this)

	isabellecs 2009-08-17 12:14 pm UTC (link)
	after waiting for YEARS to see ES have sex it finally happens and the world is in love with them!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH - SFH!! (Reply to this)

	mithrabear 2009-08-17 02:38 pm UTC (link)
	OMG I LOVE YOU <3. ERICSOOKIE FTW! ♥ i love eric's hair in this scene. to obad it wasn't longer ): (Reply to this)

	barilace 2009-08-17 04:31 pm UTC (link)
	BUTTERY SKIN! :0 (Reply to this) (Thread)

	captaincatapult 2009-08-17 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	LOL OH GOD SO TRUE (Reply to this) (Parent)

noblealice 2009-08-17 05:17 pm UTC (link)

OH MAN, I really liked the soft lighting and the way he says her name (Way better than the way Bill says "SOOKAH"). I think the sweetness of the scene will maybe be better than anything carnal that they could have done? Anyways, I am guilty of watching this scene more than once (and crying during the rooftop scene). It makes me wish my one True Blood icon weren't so silly. Skars looks so DIFFERENT when he smiles. It DOES THINGS to me. Thanks for picspamming this! (Reply to this) (Thread)

captaincatapult 2009-08-17 07:56 pm UTC (link)

and the way he says her name (Way better than the way Bill says "SOOKAH") YOU'RE SO RIGHT!! I am going to pay special attention to that when I rewatch. But I have to admit as much as I went nuts over this scene I think personally I'll enjoy the rougher ones I'm assuming they'll do later on...IDK I think it suits them more. I did love this so much though, I thought it was a really clever way to introduce them. THE SMILING HE DOES MADE ME SO CRAZY WITH JOY, I TOTALLY AGREE!!! LIke I was curling in on myself, damn. (Reply to this) (Parent)

falseeeyelashes 2009-08-17 06:33 pm UTC (link)

OHHHH LORRRRD. I AM CLUTCHING MY PEARLS. UM WHEN DID THIS SHOW BECOME LEGIT AWESOME? I REMEMBER MOCKING THIS RELIGIOUSLY AND NOT EVEN FINISHING THE FIRST SEASON. WHAAAAT. Also: that scene post-sexy times dream, when they're meeting with the vampire equivalent of Katie Couric or whatever and Sookie cannot stop staring at Eric? And he gives her that sidelong glance? I THINK I MIGHT HAVE FOUND THAT HOTTER THAN THEIR FAUX-SEX, IDK. IN SUM: UNF UNF UNF. (Reply to this) (Thread)

captaincatapult 2009-08-17 07:58 pm UTC (link)

YEAH DUDE SEASON ONE JUST MADE ME LAUGH ALL THE TIME!!! IDK the past few episodes have just ramped everything up in this brilliant way, even though I still laugh at things I take a lot of it much more seriously. Things are just...tighter now, like they have clearer ideas of the points they want to make. AND OH OH OH I AM ALMOST INCLINED TO AGREE WITH YOU ABOUT THAT SCENE, THAT WAS OUT OF CONTROL. THE WAY HE LOOKED BACK AT HER LIKE HE KNEWWWWWWWWW, LSADKGJLSDKGJSLGKJSLGK. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	deadduck008 2009-08-17 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	YAY I LOVE HYPEM! ALSO I AM SAD I DON'T WATCH THIS SHOW BECAUSE CLEARLY, THEY ARE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT! also today at work the song 'i want you back' came on and I thought of you and it made me smile :D (Reply to this) (Thread)

	captaincatapult 2009-08-17 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	IT'S SOOOOOOO FUN ALI, I LOVE LOVE LOVE WATCHING IT. Aw! That's awesome, I like being connected to NSYNC like that! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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