True Blood 2.09
INSTA-PICSPAM. NOT SAFE FOR WORK. NOT SAFE FOR YOUR VAGINA. HOLY MOTHER OF BEJAYSUS I FEEL LIKE A TWIMOM CONFRONTED WITH RPATTZ, EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO GET TRAINED IN ASKARS STAN DUTIES (btw I watched 2.05-2.08 tonight as well and finished just SECONDS before the upload for tonight's episode came up, so I FEEL LIKE I JUST ATE MY OWN HUMMINGBIRD HEART, EVERYTHING ABOUT TONIGHT IS SO AWESOME)

AND TY TO HYPEM'S "POPULAR" SECTION FOR BEING THERE FOR ME IN MY TIME OF ELECTRO-POP-RAP NEED, a proper soundtrack for the show in general:
M.I.A. feat. Blaqstarr - Way Down In The Hole
La Roux - I'm Not Your Toy (Data Remix)

IDEK dudes I am not even a huge Eric/Sookie person (now, yet, whatever), I JUST LOVE ERIC AND THEIR CHEMISTRY IS FIYAH!!! So I want it, this episode and the one before made me want it.

NO SERIOUSLY DURING THIS SCENE AND THEN AFTERWARDS I COULD NOT THINK STRAIGHT. I COULDN'T EVEN HEAR WHAT THEY WERE SAYING, I WAS LIKE MENTALLY MOUTHBREATHING SO HARD GOOD CHRIST. DIZZY. DIZZY. I HAD TO PAUSE AND RECOUP.

Oh also also also? Because they did this awesome dream sequence thing and it was like ~soft lighting and romantic~??? I FEEL LIKE THAT MEANS WHEN THEY REALLY HOOK UP IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE, CARNAL AND SHIT. TO BALANCE IT. AND BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN. OH MY STARS I CAN'T WAIT I CAN'T WAITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


alksdjlaksdglakjsdlgkasldgkalskdglaskdgjlakj UNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF THANK YOU LORD OF SEXINESS.

ALSO THE REST OF THE EPISODE WAS RIDONK AWESOME AS WELL, PARTICULARLY THE STUFF ON THE ROOF. I CRIED, ROLL CALL WHO CRIED. YOU CRIED. I BET. OH AND I CRIED DURING THE JASON/SOOKIE SCENE BECAUSE THAT WAS AMAZING. RYAN KWANTEN + ALEX SKARSGARD FOR CO-MAYORS OF GENIUSACTINGLAND.

YOU GUYS YOU HAVE TO WATCH TRUE BLOOD, IT GETS SO EFFING LEGIT IN SEASON TWO, YOU WILL GO SO CRAZY FOR THESE CUPCAKES